Terms of Service

These Terms of Service (the “Terms”) govern your access to and use of the Dark Kinetics website, training programs, coaching services, digital content, and platform (collectively, the “Services”). By accessing the Services, creating an account, or completing a purchase, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy.

If you do not agree to these Terms, do not access or purchase the Services.

Dark Kinetics is a brand operated by Whiskers Wardrobe LLC, a Wyoming Limited Liability Company registered in the State of Wyoming, United States. References to “we,” “us,” “our,” or the “Company” mean Whiskers Wardrobe LLC.

• Legal entity: Whiskers Wardrobe LLC (Wyoming Limited Liability Company)
• Registered address: 30 N Gould Street, Sheridan, Wyoming 82801, United States
• Contact: [email protected]

You must be at least 18 years old and able to form a legally binding contract to use the Services. By using the Services, you represent and warrant that you meet these requirements and that all information you provide is accurate and complete.

We provide digital fitness and performance products, including but not limited to structured training programs, video instruction, coaching, accountability, and related educational content. The Services are informational and instructional in nature. They are not, and must not be treated as, medical, physical-therapy, diagnostic, or professional healthcare services.

We may modify, update, suspend, or discontinue any part of the Services at any time without liability to you.

When you purchase a program or subscribe to coaching, we grant you a limited, personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the relevant content for your own individual, non-commercial use.

You agree that you will not:

• share, resell, sublicense, rent, lend, or distribute your account or any content to any other person;
• copy, reproduce, screen-record, download (except where expressly permitted), or publicly display the content;
• use the content to create, train, or develop any competing product, program, or service.

We may suspend or terminate access without refund if you breach this license.

All prices are listed in U.S. dollars unless stated otherwise. Payments are processed securely by our third-party payment processor, Stripe, which is registered to Whiskers Wardrobe LLC. We do not store your full card details. By submitting payment, you authorize us and our processor to charge the applicable amount, including any recurring charges described below, plus any applicable taxes.

You represent that you are authorized to use the payment method provided. We reserve the right to correct pricing errors, refuse or cancel any order, and update prices at any time. The price you pay is the price displayed at the time of your purchase.

All sales are final. Programs, digital products, bundles, and other one-time purchases are non-refundable once bought. Because our products are digital and access is granted immediately upon purchase, you expressly acknowledge and agree that you waive any right to a refund, return, exchange, chargeback, or credit, in whole or in part, including if you change your mind, fail to use the product, or do not achieve a particular result.

By completing your purchase, you consent to immediate access to the digital content and acknowledge that you lose any cancellation or “cooling-off” right that might otherwise apply. Initiating a chargeback or payment dispute in breach of this policy is a violation of these Terms and may result in immediate termination of access. This policy applies to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law and does not limit any non-waivable statutory rights you may have.

Coaching and any other recurring offerings are billed on an automatic, recurring basis (for example, monthly) to your payment method until cancelled in accordance with these Terms. By subscribing, you authorize recurring charges at the then-current rate until you properly cancel.

You must cancel at least 30 days before your next billing date. Cancellation requests received fewer than 30 days before the next billing date will take effect at the end of the following billing cycle, and the upcoming charge will still apply. This notice period reflects the custom programming, scheduling, and roster capacity we reserve for each coaching client in advance.

• To cancel, email [email protected] from your account email with your cancellation request. Cancellation is effective only once we confirm it.
• Subscription payments already charged are non-refundable, including for partially used billing periods.
• You retain access to subscription benefits through the end of the billing period for which you have paid.
• We may change subscription pricing on a prospective basis with notice to you; continued use after the change constitutes acceptance.

The Services are for general informational and educational purposes only and are not medical advice. We are not physicians, physical therapists, dietitians, or licensed healthcare providers, and no coach–patient, doctor–patient, or therapeutic relationship is created by your use of the Services.

Consult a qualified physician before beginning any exercise, training, or nutrition program, particularly if you are pregnant, have any medical condition, injury, or are taking medication. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay seeking it because of something you accessed through the Services. If you experience pain, dizziness, or discomfort, stop immediately and seek medical attention.

Physical exercise carries inherent risks, including the risk of serious injury, disability, or death. By using the Services, you voluntarily and knowingly assume all risks associated with physical activity, including risks arising from your own health, technique, environment, and equipment.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you hereby release, waive, and forever discharge Whiskers Wardrobe LLC, Dark Kinetics, and their owners, officers, employees, coaches, contractors, and affiliates (the “Released Parties”) from any and all claims, demands, liabilities, damages, or causes of action of any kind arising out of or relating to your use of the Services or your participation in any activity, exercise, or program, whether based on negligence or otherwise.

Individual results vary and depend on many factors outside our control, including your starting point, genetics, effort, consistency, adherence, nutrition, recovery, and health. Any examples, testimonials, statistics, or performance figures are illustrative only and are not a promise or guarantee that you will achieve the same or any particular outcome.

All content within the Services — including programs, videos, text, graphics, logos, the Dark Kinetics name and marks, software, and the overall look and feel — is owned by or licensed to Whiskers Wardrobe LLC and is protected by intellectual-property laws. Except for the limited license granted above, no rights are transferred to you. Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution is strictly prohibited and may result in legal action.

You agree not to use the Services to:

• violate any law or the rights of others;
• gain unauthorized access to the Services, other accounts, or our systems;
• interfere with, disrupt, or attempt to compromise the security or integrity of the Services;
• harass, abuse, or harm another person, including coaches and staff; or
• scrape, data-mine, or use automated means to access the Services without our written permission.

The Services rely on and may link to third-party services (for example, Stripe for payments, hosting and video providers, email tools, and community platforms such as Discord). Your use of those services is governed by their own terms and policies, and we are not responsible for their content, availability, or practices.

The Services are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, whether express, implied, or statutory, including any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Services will be uninterrupted, error-free, secure, or that any content is accurate or complete.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, in no event will the Released Parties be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, or for any loss of profits, data, or goodwill, arising out of or relating to your use of the Services, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.

In all cases, the total aggregate liability of the Released Parties for any and all claims relating to the Services will not exceed the amount you actually paid to us in the three (3) months preceding the event giving rise to the claim.

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising out of or related to your use of the Services, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-laws rules. You agree that any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Services will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Wyoming, and you consent to their personal jurisdiction and venue.

Any claim must be brought on an individual basis and not as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative action. Any claim must be filed within one (1) year after it arises, or it is permanently barred.

We may update these Terms from time to time. The “Last updated” date reflects the most recent revision. Material changes take effect when posted, and your continued use of the Services after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.

We may suspend or terminate your access to the Services at any time, with or without notice, if we believe you have violated these Terms or for any other reason. Upon termination, your license to use the Services ends immediately. Sections relating to payment, no-refund policy, intellectual property, disclaimers, limitation of liability, indemnification, and governing law survive termination.

• Entire agreement. These Terms and the Privacy Policy are the entire agreement between you and us regarding the Services.
• Severability. If any provision is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in full force.
• No waiver. Our failure to enforce any provision is not a waiver of our right to do so later.
• Assignment. You may not assign these Terms; we may assign them freely.

Questions about these Terms? Contact Whiskers Wardrobe LLC at [email protected] or by mail at 30 N Gould Street, Sheridan, Wyoming 82801, United States.